Captain Jenocide

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Tue, 21 May 2013 14:49:48 -0400

mylittlepony4u: Denial for High...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:47:36 -0400

mylittlepony4u:

Denial for High Quality
http://mylittlepony4u.tumblr.com

anything-lesbian: funnyorwtf: Meanwhile, in Minnesota. OMG I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:45:48 -0400

anything-lesbian:

funnyorwtf:

Meanwhile, in Minnesota.

OMG I have never laughed so hard. I can feel my abs.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 14:43:07 -0400

thefrogman: I am a team player.

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:42:26 -0400

thefrogman:

I am a team player.

fit-for-graduation: h00die-weath3r: just-a-dream-awayy: efferv...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:39:59 -0400

The World of 100

The World of 100

The World of 100

The World of 100

The World of 100

The World of 100

The World of 100

The World of 100

The World of 100

The World of 100

fit-for-graduation:

h00die-weath3r:

just-a-dream-awayy:

effervescentepiphany:

Reading THIS will hopefully make people realize how truly blessed they really are

The education. Wow.

The education one is crazy, 1 out of 100 to have an education is ridiculous.

This is powerful shit.

jtotheizzoe: Meet Mr. Camouflage, one of the special stars of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:37:45 -0400

jtotheizzoe:

Meet Mr. Camouflage, one of the special stars of sea life in the Lembeh Strait. I literally said “Whaaaaaaaat the f…” when I saw that amazing color change.

Isn’t evolution grand?

Check out more from the Sea’s Strangest Square Mile in this post.

Here’s a feature from Science Friday on octopus and cuttlefish camo skills.

mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:33:45 -0400

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:36:35 -0400

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

yogalarva: I totally just bought the pattern to make this guy....

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:38:04 -0400

yogalarva:

I totally just bought the pattern to make this guy. :-) Here’s the ravelry page for him, in case you want to get the pattern as well. I’ve been practicing making the squares, but I will be sure to post progress pictures as I go along. I’m so excited!

roboinvisabunny: squidowlrobot: daisy-chain4satan: wewantrevol...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:37:06 -0400

roboinvisabunny:

squidowlrobot:

daisy-chain4satan:

wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow:

Stephen Fry, the closest thing there is to a deity in my life.

i wish more people would understand this.

he’s an atheist, which is weird because i often think he may be a god.

I’m glad someone else has said this. Someone people listen to.

pinkhairedlesbianadventures: coachela: rehability: sadaholic: ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:45:13 -0400

pinkhairedlesbianadventures:

coachela:

rehability:

sadaholic:

loudwhisperss:

teenage-drrtbag:

If only all men were like this.

If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow

There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

reblog for the comment

Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads

I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.

“Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.”

The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.

Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.

There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer.

Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 02:10:27 -0400

saltdoe: borderlands/borderlands2 vault symbol crochet snood...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:10:15 -0400

saltdoe:

borderlands/borderlands2 vault symbol crochet snood now up on my etsy

www.etsy.com/shop/saltdoe

did-you-kno: Source

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:09:16 -0400

did-you-kno:

Source

electricspacekoolaid: Bill Nye The Planetary Guy

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:08:29 -0400

electricspacekoolaid:

Bill Nye The Planetary Guy

didyouknowgaming: Batman: Arkham...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:07:11 -0400

didyouknowgaming:

Batman: Arkham Asylum.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/eidos-expects-batman-to-score-in-the-90s

I want some!

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:07:00 -0400

I want some!

foxnewsofficial: scuba-steve-damn-you: foxnewsofficial: SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT....

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:06:42 -0400

foxnewsofficial:

scuba-steve-damn-you:

foxnewsofficial:

SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD.

i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying

must have been an aggressive high five

ambitioncutsusdown: thesixtysevenchevyimpala: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH probably...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:05:50 -0400

ambitioncutsusdown:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH

probably either eurovision or doctor who